People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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