We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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