it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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