How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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