This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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