A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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