oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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