I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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