is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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