If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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