operation harelip BJ is a go
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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