so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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