I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
PANTIES FOUND
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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