My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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