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so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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