Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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