well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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