so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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