question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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