I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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