her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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