yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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