your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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