How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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