i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Floor bacon is actually really good
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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