The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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