yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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