I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
