I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
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