Apparently you make a good broom.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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