if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
birth control should be required to get into college
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
