Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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