Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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