john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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