Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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