Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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