She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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