You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
