We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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