so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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