if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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