..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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