He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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