Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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