I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it's like iHOP with fire
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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