I don't think brook has ever known best
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
