So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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