I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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