This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
So apparently I’m into choking now
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