I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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