i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
they need to just BURY HIM!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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